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Rene Syndrome

Rene Syndrome affects 1 out of 6 people. It happens when you realize that your co-workers already know how bad you are as coworker and team player.
Whenever this happens the affected person usually starts to complain about the work, the processes and how good things were in his last company. Every single day.
The environment become toxic and unbearable whenever the person is around.
Usually he or she becomes some kind of company meme.
The "Rene": I can't work like this. I don't understand who people make money this way. On my last company, I could do this, work from home, had a great environment, etc."
Coworker: I think you have Rene Syndrome.

Or as we say in Portuguese: "Na Nokia é que era!"
by No Pants Gnome July 24, 2020
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emoji syndrome

when you use emojis after every sentence 😛
i have emoji syndrome😸
i like alex elmslie😜
yeah😋
by yeah you got that yummy yum August 13, 2020
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Fortnite Syndrome

An effect in videogames where, they update it far too often for any strategy to be viable or found.
This would also count for games were there are no new metas because no strategy lasts too long.
Yeah using *new meta* is never gonna last, it has Fortnite Syndrome.

I was using *new meta* for 3 weeks and now I'm pissed, it was patched.
by NotASuperSpy September 2, 2020
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LumberJack Syndrome

After a hat is removed, the phantom feeling like it is still there. Especially a winter hat.
Man I took my hat off like an hour ago and I just cant shake this lumberjack syndrome.
by Reverend W January 19, 2013
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Ignoramus Syndrome

Noun
- Someone who is incredibly ignorant or stupid beyond any standard of reason.
- Someone who holds relatively extreme forms of ignorant beliefs.
- Someone who is impressionable or inclined to gravitate towards extreme or otherwise ridiculously ignorant beliefs/ideologies.
Cult members or adheres to radical political beliefs likely suffer from Ignoramus Syndrome.
by MadCentre January 25, 2013
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mobilophosession syndrome

a new age disorder; with the most visible symptom being an obsession with mobile phones to the extent that one wants to keep changing ones cell phone and buy new or different models but keeps it in ones possession for only a short period.
Man!! he bought another phone again!! i think he has mobilophosession syndrome.
by newagekid May 22, 2012
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Songwriting syndrome

When a song is too fast and too messy to sound good.
Why isn't this sounding good?
I think it's suffering from the songwriting syndrome...
by metallica3000 August 9, 2012
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