Stuffed jive turkey

When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.

Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?

Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb

by Young ballsack April 27, 2017

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Stuffs

Stuffs, n; a pluralization of the word 'stuff' which describes a superset of complex emotional experiences that can cause challenges and distractions with day to day activity.

"Holy, poop! I have so much stuffs going on I need to organize and reconcile as its bringing me down!"

Or

"Baby, I'm sorry you lost your dog and job in the same week. I'll help you with your stuffs."

by JeffHartweg August 23, 2017

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stuff my dude

Asking a guy friend to stuff his dick in you when you're feeling blue.

Bryce: Hey man, you still bummed about Thomas moving?
Dustin: Yeah, plus Matt and Sean getting into that accident. Mind asking Nick to stuff my dude? I think it would make me feel better.

by Dusty927 July 7, 2017

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stuffing the shark

Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.

I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.

by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017

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