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Awkwardo Stalkwardo

An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.
Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do
by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010
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Spot Stalking

p.o.s. (n) The act of creepily driving behind someone as they walk to their car in order to get their parking space.
Girl (talking on phone walking slow):"So i can't believe Tom broke up with her, she totally gorge...oh shit I gotta go someone is spot stalking me. (speeds up to get to car)
by grich88 August 12, 2011
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square stalker

Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.
Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.
by AtlasRider September 10, 2011
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Textbook-Stalking

When you're so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on Facebook.
Yo dude I was so bored reading that AP world texting book, that I totally started textbook-stalking.
by Allahforchantilly September 12, 2011
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Inverse Stalking

When one checks LinkedIn to see if a specific individual has stalked them on LinkedIn, an act which in itself can be defined as stalking.
Meg checks LinkedIn to see if Travis has checked out her profile. Meg is Inverse Stalking.
by Inverse Stalker August 27, 2012
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Organized Stalking

Fusion Centers are trash and make up terrorist because there aren't any and organize all the trash and do electronic surveillance and monitor you're phone and track you're GPS location and sychronize community mobbing trash to harass you with Zersetzung harassment techniques such as gaslighting, doppelgangers, smear campaigns, flying monkeys, and more.
Intelligence agencies such as the CIA, FBI, NSA use the watchlist for organized stalking and cults such as the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons also use organized stalking to terrorize their victims...
by TI Satan May 13, 2023
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The Stalker

When a guy is having sex with a girl and when he is finished but she still wants more he looks to his friend in the bushes that throws him a stalk of celery to finish the job.
by some one rediculous October 9, 2006
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