Elephant Shower

When you blow a load on your girl so big she never forgets it.

My girl went to town on my trunk so hard last night that I gave her an elephant shower

by ElephantShower July 28, 2019

Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

200 dudes, 4 showers

A loose term used to describe prison life. Used sarcastically like: WTF, how do you think prison life was.

Q: Dude, how was the pen?

A: 200 dudes, 4 showers

by rscowboy June 25, 2010

white shower

like a golden shower but having a bunch of guys cum all over you instead of pissing

Debbie: Ever since I switched from golden showers to white showers, my skin has started to GLOW!
50 guys: unnggghhhh squirt-squirt-squirt

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

40 minute shower

A euphemism for taking a long shower purely for masturbation. One may take one despite already having a shower to clean. The shower nozzle may or may not be used.

Man, I just had the best 40 minute shower!

Hey dude. Mind if I have a 40 minute shower? Feel free to go home if you don't want to wait around for that long...

Mary loved to take 40 minute showers when her boyfriend went away on business trips.

by whereareyouyeezy October 11, 2009

Platinum Shower

When you are having sex with a girl and cum on her face and pee on her chest.

I have having a great sex session with Marie and decided to give her a Platinum Shower

by Wijobryn March 30, 2010

Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008