Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watch some good ass satisfying shit 🤝

Jonathan i’m going to my sleep mode.

by tehee.com April 19, 2019

Sleep seep

Verb: Consensual sleep creeping sleep creep, where both parties engage in sexual activity while semi-asleep.
Noun: Fluids that come from sleep seeping.

Verb: Last night, my boyfriend and I sleep seeped.
Noun: I woke up with her sleep seep all over me.

by __slevinkelevra__ May 5, 2019

Sleep Crapnea

When you fart in your sleep and wake yourself up choking on it.

I can’t get a good night’s rest after spicy food. The heartburn sucks but the sleep crapnea is the worst. It keeps everyone in the house awake!

by Babyashes August 1, 2019

Sleep Depression

just depressed when you asleep yo

Omg I went to bed last night and had sleep depression

by Bold-Pear904 September 5, 2019

the good sleep

Trying to commit suicide by taking loads of pills/drugs.

Person A: I think I'm going to try for the good sleep tonight.
Person B: Shit bro, are you okay?

by SIDMNkewl123supbitches January 21, 2020

Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.

Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."

by breadakita March 10, 2020

Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020