The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."
"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005
Get the Choke-slam dump-slap mug.a black man said this to my sister while looking at her ass, so I would assume it means "Damn!" or "That girls got a ghetto booty."
by dude December 4, 2002
Get the shamfoza mug.A phrase used by young men to define the act of sex with a female. Preferably with A: A younger girl than oneself or B: With a cougar on the prowl. Slam Pumps are usually a sexual act where there is no emotional commitment or drama the next day. Best case scenario you don't remember your partners name the next day or care, and neither does she.
"Dude, we went to the bar last night hooked up with two cougars, went back to their yacht and got slam pumps all night long!"
Or in a text a simple: SLAM PUMPS LAST NIGHT!
Or in a text a simple: SLAM PUMPS LAST NIGHT!
by The Wharf Rat October 21, 2008
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1) To annihilate someone so badly in an argument to the point that they can't recover.
2) To beat someone down. (Usually involved in which the victim gets beat senseless.)
1) To annihilate someone so badly in an argument to the point that they can't recover.
2) To beat someone down. (Usually involved in which the victim gets beat senseless.)
Bro 1: Bro! did you see Porter get slammed in that bar fight?!
Bro 2: Fuck yeah! I told Porter not to get in a fight with that dude.
Bro 1: And he did it anyways. What a Porter move.
See "Porter"
Bro 2: Fuck yeah! I told Porter not to get in a fight with that dude.
Bro 1: And he did it anyways. What a Porter move.
See "Porter"
by I'mThatGuy February 15, 2014
Get the Slam mug.The act of someone getting "slammed" with insults, the witness of the insult shouts "SLAM!" and backhands his palm.
Joey: Yeah joe, just like your mutha'.
Joe: (Joe Got Slammed, looks sad)
George: "SLAM!" (Backhands his palm)
Joe: (Joe Got Slammed, looks sad)
George: "SLAM!" (Backhands his palm)
by Douche'miester March 25, 2009
Get the Slam mug.The act of slamming on ur brakes causing the girl you are swurvin' to hit her head where the airbag is knocking her out. This is only necessary when the girl wakes up from being swurved and starts freaking out.
by derk333 April 13, 2011
Get the slambag mug.Random acts of Duncan. Everybody knows a dude named Duncan that is wildly unpredictable. A "Slam Dunk" is an action, or an opinion, that is not beneficial to society. Slam Dunks are usually ridiculed for being so out of place and detrimental to a good time (ie: parties, epic Facebook threads, and conversations), but have been known to produce laughs. In general, Slam Dunks are usually a bad thing.
In speech, "Slam Dunk" is usually used before or after the word "Bitch"
In speech, "Slam Dunk" is usually used before or after the word "Bitch"
Dude 1: "We had this post on our Facebook group. It had a thousand comments on it, but Duncan deleted it"
Dude 2: "What!? Why'd you do it, man?"
Duncan: "It was my post bitch... Slam Dunk!"
Dude 1: "Did Duncan just walk through the drive-thru?"
Dude 2: "Yes sir... Slam Dunk"
Dude 1: "Hey Duncan, How was Spring Break?"
Duncan: "Well, I don't remember half of it, so.... Slam Dunk, bitch"
Dude 2: "What!? Why'd you do it, man?"
Duncan: "It was my post bitch... Slam Dunk!"
Dude 1: "Did Duncan just walk through the drive-thru?"
Dude 2: "Yes sir... Slam Dunk"
Dude 1: "Hey Duncan, How was Spring Break?"
Duncan: "Well, I don't remember half of it, so.... Slam Dunk, bitch"
by W3B5T3R April 16, 2013
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