nanny shake 

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).

Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."

nanny shake by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015

assault-shaker 

When someone is so Triggered and salty over something so little and whats to start a fight over it.

Help! Theirs an Assault-Shaker

assault-shaker by sargey Dead November 25, 2016

choco shake 

Korean slang for "Let me drip melted ice cream along your mammary glands you beautiful female and let me lick them off in a sexual manner."

Can be with any ice cream flavor, not just choco.

Yugyeom: I wanna choco shake tonight

choco shake by jinyunglean March 22, 2017

Semen Shake 

This occurs when you are jerking off. When you are about to cum, move your hand infront of your tip in the high five position, then shoot your cum shot at your hand, creating a handshake between your cum and hand.

Last night I used the semen Shake technique, and it was magical.

Semen Shake by Semen demen October 29, 2017

Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.

Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.

Breakfast shake by thebusishere May 3, 2018

fifty shades of griffy 

Off brand Fifty Shades of Grey

I want all the dick. I want Fifty Shades of Griffy!

fifty shades of griffy by Shorty420 February 14, 2018

50 shades of jesus 

when jesus has gone wrong and he grows 50 penis

bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus

50 shades of jesus by gayfapperoni macaronifattucini June 1, 2018