screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

Screwdriver

A dildo.

I bought a screwdriver last night!

by Otachi365 June 20, 2016

Screw-U-Bish

When you are a mad redneck and you don't understand life. Usually follows with a empty Mountain Dew can being thrown.

Screw-U-Bishhhhh OR BIshhh-Screw-UUUUUUU

by Hagies June 19, 2016

screw out of

screw someone out of something
Inf. to cheat someone out of something.

screw out of: I think you screwed me out of ten bucks on that deal.

Max screwed me out of what was due me.

by camotacastro February 11, 2017

Screwbered

Getting screwed over by an Uber driver in any way, shape or form. Poor driving, body odor, getting dropped off two blocks from your actual destination.

I just got screwbered. My driver farted the whole time and dropped me off on the next block over.

by Lesliekkc June 21, 2017

screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.

Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"

by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017

Screwhole

Mild insult. Polite substitute for "asshole".

That guy just pulled out in front of me without even looking. What a screwhole!

by Beeblebrox4President August 17, 2017