Santa

Stanta is when an old man breaks into a house in all red, drinks all the milk and eats the cookie. And leaves a gift in wrapper.

Common in Florida

"Be carefully i think Mr Smith is gonna pull a santa."
"Thanks for the warnning man."

by Doctor mc doctor. December 18, 2021

Santa

stalks children/pedo can kill if feeling it. also not real.

Person 1: I think i'm being stalked...
person 2: it's santa

by bucklingshoes November 21, 2019

Santa’s syrup

When a guy says hohoho before he cums on your hair.

Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!

by Bthot December 20, 2017

Santa

Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.

Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022

Santa

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.

"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)

by Susanea September 2, 2020

Santa's Sack

When you dress up in a Santa costume and go balls deep in a girl

I gave my Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's Sack last night

by Biggius Dickus January 20, 2020

Santa

I hope this scars your childhood forever :)

A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.

"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."

by Illunious January 7, 2019