Sad Bastard Jeans

Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting

Often worn by fat unattractive males

Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’

Male: ‘Do these Jeans look good on me? ’

Female: ‘No they are Sad Bastard Jeans’

by dmkk August 14, 2022

trapper keeper of sadness

A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.

The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness

by DinosaurFRUIT September 8, 2020

Big Sad Saturday

A sad feeling felt on Saturday night, where you feel like you should be out having fun and making memories but instead you are stuck at home doing nothing. Big Sad Saturday's make you feel stuck with thr choice of wanting to go out despite nothing to do or nowhere to go, or be bored at home even though you don't feel like watching a movie or doing anything.

"Hey Ralph, how was your weekend?"
"Sunday was nice. Unfortunately, I had a Big Sad Saturday."

by Absurd_Alfred April 22, 2023

sad simpsons edits

whether your a sadboy/sadgirl or eboys/egirls this will keep you alive for good

"dog you good" "nah dog i havent seen any sad simpsons edits."

by jake skatskat April 30, 2019

sad whore syndrome

state in which you don’t give a fuck about anything and you are sad but you can’t cry because you can’t feel anymore. state which you can’t talk about with your parents because they will COME at you. state in which you are sad but you can’t feel anything and you can’t understand yourself and you hate everybody. you don’t want anyone to know what you are feeling. often said as SWS

You: “HEY”

Me: “hello. don’t talk to me i have sad whore syndrome leave me alone, bye

by SwS123tiktok January 15, 2020

Roblox Sad Story

A Game on Roblox where it makes a terrible attempt at making you like a certain character before making that character immediately in WWII. I don't know why but they always die in a war related accident..... or at least the ones I saw.
The character always has a wife and sometimes a child, normally an infant. Then their wife becomes sad and the story ends with the infant smiling over his/her fathers grave.

"Dude I just watched some cringey Roblox Sad Story!"
"Arn't all of those like terrible?"
"Yep. Pretty sure they're made by five year olds."

by The Partygoers! April 13, 2021

sad dan

see sad daniel. it will explain it there. n wat do u fkn mean my definition is 2 short!?!

wat did i just say? if i may b polite enough 2 repeat - see sad daniel

by sum random observer July 7, 2004