russain slap

When person falls asleep you nut on their face, then wake them up with a few slaps of the cock.

I came home late one night to see my girlfriend sleeping. So i russian slapped her to wake her up.

by Andrew urban September 27, 2004

russian red scare

when a girl is on her period youdrink the blood from her vagina

My bitch is on her period so tonite im going to get a russian red scare

by chenny baybay August 3, 2007

Russian Nose Dive

Where you stick your asshole on somebody's nose when they are asleep.

Did you see Michael last night, I gave him a Russian Nose Dive while he was asleep.

by jynxsk8 January 14, 2009

Russian Violin

When a man drinks too much Vodka and goes to have sex with a woman but keeps missing her vagina with his penis, thus looking like he is playing a violin.

When Vladmir drank 20 shorts of vodka he was playin the Russian violin with his woman all night.

by M3tzg3rm3ist3r March 26, 2009

Russian Brown Bear

A guy goes down on a girl (performing oral sex on her) while she takes a shit on the toilet. This is the girl version of a blumpkin.

I heard Blanche got a Russian Brown Bear, that dirty slut!

by PaisleyRoseVosberg December 9, 2008

Russian chatroulette

Its where you go on a website that offers chat roulette services and you jerk off to a random stranger watching you.

John is playing Russian chatroulette again, hopefully he doesnt blow his load all over the screen.

by GizzBall February 26, 2010

Russian Blowhole

The act of ejaculating in a woman's asshole and making her fart it out

She farted so hard that her Russian Blowhole hit me in the face and I now have pink eye.

by pj234 April 14, 2011