Rub-a-D

A saying used if one is appearing to be either a little boring, or a term used if one is being a little bitch.

Also used to tell someone to "Grow up" or perhaps to stop being so uptight.

Oh, Karen. Rub-a-D.

by P3N1510V3R July 15, 2024

Tongue rub

The act of a vagina being eaten out.

Man I gave her and awesome tongue rub last night, she came all over my face.

by Caligirlstrtup June 7, 2017

Rubbing day

Lewd:The day where someone can run your crotch or ass and you can't do anything in response unless the response is to rub back
Sfw:the day where your tail or ears can be rubbed and you can't deny it

"Can't wait for rubbing day to see who will try to rub me"

by Hehenonono July 20, 2021

Rub Rash

When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch

Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!

by LatelyDrowsy January 18, 2018

Don't rub it

Something

Don't rub it

by Don't rub it July 13, 2023

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

God’s rub

When a person rubs a towel between their ass cheeks

After i got out of the shower i did a god’s rub

by TeamFortress3Official November 10, 2025