Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008

randoming

The act of attacking someone in a fighting game for no reason. This generally describes how most people play fighting games, though the term emerged within a small community of players who just chill in fighting games for the sake of socializing.

Strangely, this concept of "randoming" is rejected by many, and "doesn't exist" to them.

A: Quit randoming, I did nothing to you.
B: Randoming doesn't exist, get over yourself.

by daft shit March 27, 2023

RANDOMS

People you don't know that you perform sexual acts on

Mary always is seen with Randoms.

by mommybear5 October 5, 2017

random answer assault

n. a random bubbling process with little time remaining on multiple choice tests. frequently used on scantron and act tests.

with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.

by ke1v3y June 16, 2010

lighted random

the coolest player in the lighted smp

lighted random told me to kms i will now do it

by lightedrandom April 22, 2023

OpposingFork's Random Ideeas

OpposingFork's Random Ideeas, i sometimes think about ideeas and then i write random stuff then hope it makes sense, it usually does and when it doesnt its intentional, i hope it makes sense to the reader, because when i think of what to write in these, i think profusely, and i create ideeas, ideeas that, will one day surpass ghost mango trypo, honestly dorkless, ideeas dont get pulled out of the camels butt, they come from ghost mango, no camel has ever written a poem, but i have, so that makes me a trypo, opposingfork would approve, he likes trypos and shawarmas, thats how ideeas come, right out of the ass, you drink an ounce of camel urine and the ideeas flow like the urine thru the esophagus.

OpposingFork's Random Ideeas, m mmmmm mm i love camel pee

by Dako123 April 18, 2025

Random Amazoning

The art of selecting a group of people in a Amazon Wish list to draw their name to send them a gift

I was random amazoning Robyn as she was one of the random selections in the address book to gift.

by LoveOfMyLife September 6, 2020