roman scorpion

When the girl your eating out is wearing a roman helmet while her feet touch her head like a scorpion

Dude last night I was eating a girl out and she totally roman scorpioned me.

by The Magley March 17, 2014

Roman Circle Jerk

When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.

Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.

by DickTckler October 21, 2015

Roman Day

When one has sex with their partner for 6 hours while lifting weights and/or being intoxicated

Alex: Dude Evan is looking jacked! What's his secret?
Charlie: He and his girlfriend love having Roman Days! They do them all the time!

by Centurion_Code May 15, 2016

Rolman

A gay nigger faggot that likes to make dicky jokes when ever there is a chance to do so. Also spreads to younger people.

Stop being a Rolman. There is a time and place for dick jokes and now is not the time.

by Rolman November 1, 2016

romanian water balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.

Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"

Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"

by Dean68w10 April 25, 2017

Romancing the chicken

When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.

Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?

by timmyhidthebodies June 5, 2017

Roman Special

A sexual act in which five guys fuck a girl who is pretending to be a statue. It got its name from people misinterpreting ancient Roman paintings and sculptures.

Guy: You ever had a train ran on you?
Girl: Bitch, please, I've done more Roman Specials than I can count!

by ToeFiddler July 12, 2017