High Tech Redneck

Anyone who has the qualities of a geek/nerd/dork except that they live in the southern United States.

Bubba: Billy's been playing world of warcraft for two days straight. Is he a nerd now?

Leroy: naw he's just become a high tech redneck

by BrolySSJ5 March 24, 2009

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Redneck Mistaken Identity

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English

Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!

by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010

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Redneck Rap Battle

When two auctioneers go head to head.....

When I showed up for the auction early, the two auctioneers were getting warmed up in sort of a redneck rap battle.

by skint217 November 6, 2010

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The unwritten redneck law that says if you place your alcohol in another redneck's cooler, said redneck has the right to leave without making the other redneck aware of them leaving. The alcohol placed in his cooler then becomes his own.

Jim Tom: "Hey Bubba, where'd Cletes go? My beer was in his cooler"
Bubba: "Cletes went to his trailer, that's his beer now"
Jim Tom: "How's it his beer?"
Bubba: "That's the redneck cooler law fer ya"

by bocephus February 10, 2014

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redneck booty call

When your drunk redneck friend calls between the hours of 12a.m.-4a.m. to go play in the mud, with four wheel drive vehicles, somewhere that is most likely illegal to be at.

Billy Bob buried his truck in the lake when he took Betty Sue on a redneck booty call.

by JM_Texas November 4, 2015

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