rusty q tip

after your done fucking a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and stick it in her ear.

Jon: i was fucking this chick for 5 hours hard in the ass and just pulled it out and she got the rusty q tip.

Mike: damn sounds like a good night

by D Muscle December 9, 2011

M.O.A.Q.

Verb: Mother Of All Queefs; the act of inserting an air mattress pump into ones vagina and turning it on resulting in the most deadly kind of queefs... aka the M.O.A.Q.

Scotty proclaimed: Hey Casey, you wanna have a M.O.A.Q. session tonight?

by Man du June 17, 2017

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when your so bored that you decide to type every character on your keyboard oscillating from right to left for each line goin in

help me im `=1-203948576\qweprotiyua's;dlfkgjh/z.x,cmvnb

by The procrastinator-ator March 22, 2022

max q

a fat ass italian likes stroking men

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

suzie-q

A drug combination of taking Seroquel with Cocaine, usually iv. Causes calming effects with a speedy high.

Let's get some of my mom's Seroquel and do a suzie-q so that we won't be jumping off the walls from the coke.

by corbc77 May 17, 2014

Fuh-Q

The way that Northwestern Europeans, typically Southern Irish and Scots pronounce the phrase "fuck you". Because of their unique brogues the two words often sound as one making for a linguistic phenomenon. Consumption of alcoholic beverages can increase the speed and ferocity of this word. However, this word is only said among friends poking fun at one another, which is unlike its two worded cousin "Fuck You",a separated and slower phrase said so that a person's enemy might better understand.

A. She said you've got the smallest cock she's ever seen.
B. Fuh-Q boyo she hasn't seen yours yet.

by KiloSierra March 14, 2008

John Q. Public

A public restroom and/or a public toilet.

Last time I used the John Q. Public, I didn't look first, and I sat on some golden rum!

by Literally Pissed Trucker, I'm right behind you John Lidpisser June 18, 2006