Phineas Assfuck

A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.

I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.

There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.

by I mean, yeah November 2, 2018

Pineappled

When your head is completely scrambled, you don’t know what to do and can’t think, usually because of something a man has done or said.

Them: Have you chosen between ... and ... yet??
Me: Nah my head’s pineappled🙃
Them: Always is🙄
Me: Don’t start with the attitude

by Livxpcp November 26, 2018

Pineapple Right Side Up Cake

A sex position where one partner ties the other’s feet to the ceiling and pleasures themself with their partner’s upside down mouth.

My girl’s freaky as fuck, we did a pineapple right side up cake last night and I nearly passed out.

by Poopscoops000 May 9, 2020

pineapple

its a fucking pineapple why would you look this up

pineapple is pineapple

by Starberry Gaming September 27, 2020

Pineapple on Pizza

Most people say it’s the worst thing but have never even tried it.

Hey, truth or dare?

Truth.

Do you like pineapple on pizza?

No, obviously.

Ok, truth or dare again.

Truth.

Have you ever tried pineapple on pizza?

..no…

by Epic meow April 7, 2022

hamster pine

when your hair is messed up and loooks like a combination of a hamster & a porcupine

Ivan, what you do to ur hair that made it look like hamster pine?

Perlaza, you'll scare the girls away if ur hair keeps hamster pinin' !!!

by orlatta January 8, 2006

Hillbilly Pine Tree

When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you

Man after work i got me a hillbilly pine tree

by javier montanyze June 30, 2011