pull or die

So you give your keys, bank card, mobile phone (basically everything except for your clothes) to your pals at home before going to a club/bar and let them know you give everything back only if you come back with a sex partner.

Bro! Pull or Die tonight Bro?
Bro! We don't have a place to stay. Pull or Die tonight!

by iwearnexus October 19, 2015

pull a Lil

To do something stupid while intoxicated. Such as breaking your foot, make out with people you shouldn't, puke your guts out and then rally for more.

I should have just gone home last night, but instead I decided to pull a Lil.

by YabbyDrinker April 13, 2010

pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Pulling A Kelsy

Getting back with the same girl multiple times (2+) because you can't make up your mind and say "no" because you have no spine and won't listen to your friends when they tell you it's a bad idea. Also known as the "Lucas" or the "Chilean Chastity Belt"

Andrè: "Yo ma nigga, what's up with Luke?"

Josh:"Nigga, he pulling a Kelsy up in this shit."

Dereck: "You mean a Chilean chastity belt?"

Isie: "HA GAY!"

by LucasDontDoThis April 23, 2014

Pulling a bailee

Increasing sales by squeezing ones breasts together and raising them up 4-6 inches in hopes that showing her goodies will distract the customer.

Omg did you see Casey pulling a Bailee with all her customers today

by Jimmysmash44 December 5, 2016

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009

Pulling an ashli

Telling someone to not do something, then doing it yourself like a little cunt basket

girl: "don't drink alcohol, it's not good for you"
guy: "alright, fine"

girl : *drinks alcohol, thus begins to act retarded and fucked up*
guy: "are you drunk?"
girl: "yes"
guy: "damn, you really be pulling an ashli"

by c1lk June 29, 2019