Slay that poon

verb, informal
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.

(past tense)
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"

(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"

(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."

by DatBoiAJ October 6, 2016

anti-poon

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.

Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon

by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008

Palin poon

A mysterious abyss that McCain has plunged into one too many times. But quite frankly, its the only useful feature of her.

Guy 1: Dude! I just got some Palin poon!

Guy 2: I'm so sorry.

by McCains growing erection July 20, 2009

pastrami poon

A girl's snatch that's so worn out and ravaged it looks something like a pastrami sandwich.

Man, a train must have run through that thing. It's naught but pastrami poon now =(

by _sean December 7, 2006

Ming Poon

The head founder of the ks movement.

Ming Poon ks u la~

by kser October 9, 2003

Goat poon

Goat pussy

I really want some goat poon

by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016

monsoon of poon

1. When a guy hooks up with several girls in quick succession.

2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.

Chris: I went out to a party last night, and there were girls all over me!

Pat: No way!

Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!

by blaker_oats March 11, 2011