Doan N the penguin

Dum stupid person big ugly pants

“Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum

by Big man wife having Giga chad April 24, 2022

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

blue penguin

This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.

Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.

by Fяεsн Pяıncε May 2, 2015

penguin

an incredibly derogatory term directed at they/she bi girls with mullets

That girl over there is a penguin; stay away from them or she will steal your girlfriend.

by Jadeahhhhhhh March 21, 2022

penguinal

Consisting of or related to penguins

This is a penguinal scene.

by xbunnyraptorx April 25, 2024

Cole Penguin

To waddle penguin-like, using the motion to juice an orange with the nude buttocks and taint, while another drinks the resulting warm slurry.

Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."

"Babe, Why are you dressed in nothing but a white shirt and bowtie?"

"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."

by cowboycole May 15, 2025

Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019