1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
2. The sexual position.
3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
2. The sexual position.
3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.
2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.
3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.
3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010

by Cal Alexander April 3, 2019

by Candy179 September 24, 2021

by IGotEyesOnU April 28, 2019

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.
Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
by markmessina June 30, 2025

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018
