pecker poncho

An elastic condom so gnarly, only persons named Steve can use them.

Steve 1: One time, I heard a guy named Earl tried to use a pecker poncho! lmao!

Steve 2: I know! I was the one who took him to the hospital!

*Fist bump*

by YOURSTRULY August 16, 2012

Parker Stirnkorb

is anorexic, has a 1 millimeter peter beter head ass negro tegro, he should kill him self. LIL V WATER SLAUGHTER YOUR DAUGHTER

Parker Stirnkorb looks homo

by LilvWater September 24, 2018

Parker

(Adj.) Gay slang for a very submissive power bottom. Always ask people at your local Gloryhole for the best neighborhood Parker.

" CUNT dO you no where the nearest Parker is? I need my vaccuum-mouth veteran whore."

by Parker+Abbie4evaBABIEEEEEEEEEE September 28, 2019

Parker

Parker is one of the prettiest boys you will ever meet. Hes so nice and once you meet him you wont forget him. The Parker I'm talking about has blue eyes that I would fucking die for. And blondish-brown hair. Hes so perfect. I could stare at him forever. But you never know if he hates you, but you don't care. Because hes so Parker. And I don't know if that makes sense but, Hes so amazing. And so pretty. You feel like when you look at him everything around you just vanishes. When he smiles, you smile. But hes dating someone. And you're happy for him. And you always want him to be happy. But deep deep sown, you wish the girl he's with, was you.And you're upset because you see him with her. And their hugging,kissing,and smiling at each other. And you're sad but, at your darkest times he's around and he makes you feel better. And you love him.

Girl 1: OMG,I JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER.

Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?

Girl 1: How did you know?

by Someone.who.admires April 24, 2022

Jenny Parker

A polyvore site model who's images are being used by thousands of girls claiming to be her including youtube users
Wowzersluv95 and blueandpink4ever

She is sometimes known as Jenny Greenwood

That girl is pretending to be Jenny Parker

by ihatefakes October 11, 2009

Hailee Parker

The annoying fat furry🐈 ⬛ in most of your classes. She smells like cat pee and has mice🐁 in her pocket. Her friends names are usually Lily Gushard.

I don’t want that Hailee Parker near me.

by stopyoureannoying March 11, 2022

pecker pounders

The masculin hands used to beat a dick like it owes you money.Also known quite simply as, hands. These may be the most useful tools that the human body is equipped with.

dammit, i got my little pecker pounders stuck in the vending machine at the laundery mat again!

man, your pecker pounders are lookin a lil dry.. you want some moisturizer?

by scuddzy August 14, 2009