Nick’s Mom’s Poon

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

by yumspoiledmilk June 10, 2019

Poon Skin Hat

The act of sticking ones cranium in a females vaginal opening

Dude you've got dried blood on your forehead.
Naw I wore my girlfriend like a poon skin hat last night

by Original Two April 03, 2014

Poon to Peen ratio

The ratio of females to males at a designated event. This term was inspired by the ultimate chad, Dan Blizzerian

___ threw a killer party, the Poon to Peen ratio was like 12:1

by Chads r us August 06, 2018

The Poon Tang Cruiser

A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action

That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

poon daddy

one who is a poon, usually a small kid with a mole.

Ross, you are a poondaddy

by Nick April 11, 2005

poon sausage

a male's genitalia, similar to peen

"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."

by joshua February 28, 2005

post-poon depression

When the poon is so good that a day or two later you get sad cause you want to hit it again but can't.

Dude, that pussy was so good but after we had sex she told me we couldn't do it again because she's with someone else, I'm going through some serious post-poon depression.

by Brandon Cherry December 03, 2015