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perijstocian politics

Criticism against the government is strictly forbidden.

Calls Azortozha a militaristic dictatorship whilst not grasping the concept of all the freedoms granted in a social democracy, assuming all democracies are hell spawns.
Perijstocia itself bombed the shit out of Azortozha for 20 years straight, could only gain 200 square miles of territory because Azortozha's geography is better for defense than Perijstocia's.
People in villages eat maggots out of pure shit. In the winter, most of the villagers die from starvation.
Plagued by a 210-year-long deficit and economic depression.
The capital city is 1/2 flooded, and the government encourages the mega corporations to put advertisements on abandoned, flooded buildings rather than helping the populace relocate.

Commits ethnic cleansing to push their fucked-up narrative and rhetoric.
Most hypocritical president resides here.
Perijstocian president's claim against these ethnic cleansing allegations is to pretend that these provinces are their own "independent country"

The place where the homeless/poor have to harass the people.
The place where people shit in front of children.
The place where suicide bombings and shootings occur the most in protest of Perijstocia's constant invasions.
bitch: "perijstocian politics are a fucking joke"
by perijstocia December 19, 2024
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Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Politics

When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.
NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.
by comradenazi September 23, 2020
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political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry
The words he said were those of a political zealot.
by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024
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political skidmark

A person who hears a political sound bite and tries to proffer a cogent argument with no other data to support his claim. Typically a Kool-Aid drinker, a poseur, trying to impress who inevitably falls flat on his ass.
"You called him a war monger, give me an example". "He likes war". "You are such a political skidmark!"
by RHS2014 March 14, 2014
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Pretty Politics

This term refers to the hierarchy of 'prettiness' within the Exotical Community. It involves people acting hostile and/or dishonest when they think or perceive another person to be 'prettier' or having more 'pretty privilege' or 'Exotical Privilege' than them;

Treatment or mistreatment of someone due to perceiving them as 'more pretty' or 'less pretty' than you;

This type of politics is common within the Exotical Community;

It is similar to 'Desirability Politics', but it strictly applies to Exoticals.
"She is lucky to has looser curls; all I have is 'light skin'..."
She does not benefit from featurism...
She only benefits from colourism!
She is only pretty because she is dark-skinned with loose curls, silky hair and keen features!
He wished he was as handsome as his brother who has green eyes...
They are practising pretty politics in the workplace.
"This is all pretty politics if you ask me..."
by Aamich July 29, 2024
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Politically oriented

What you absolutely shouldn't be when you claim to a US national sport past time.
The MLB right now should drive yourself away and not be arsed about being politically oriented. Rob Manfred the MLB commissioner should worry about his bottom line not the things he's currently upset about.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2021
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