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phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night
by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016
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Phantom Glasses Syndrome

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.
Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!

You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
by Darksal July 10, 2024
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Pink Phantom

When someone uses you for what you have and doesn't give anything back/forgets about you.
Person 1: I tried to give her everything she might need, but she more or less has forgotten me... Was she even really there?
Did she ever really care?
Person 2: I always knew she was a Pink Phantom.
by surrealreal_ March 10, 2021
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phantom pooping

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"
by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013
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The Phantom Wrap

After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.
Fred is a little worried about last night he used the Phantom wrap
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"
"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"
by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024
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Gloomy Phantom

a person who is sad most of the time!
negative thinker
guy1-did ya meet mark the new guy!?
guy2-you mean that guy who's always sad!!
guy1-yea that Gloomy Phantom
by HOFFMAN11 October 9, 2014
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