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EJ is about the shits, for he is penguinion. Non penguinion people like Malika are haters, don’t listen to them.
by WJ Saicy July 26, 2022
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Penguin

An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022
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penguing

noun

/ˈpeŋɡwɪnɡ/

A member of a group of black and white flightless birds, known in their flock as penguins. from the family pengui, genus penguin, species Pingu, ssp. pengweng

best known from the documentary "South Pacific" on BBC Earth narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch.

It is a common misconception that a single member of such group could in fact be called a "penguin", however this leads to severe confusion in the scientific community and should be discouraged at all times.
wow what a cute penguing!

surely you mean a penguin?

No thats a common misconception! you see, all the penguin in the world are together a family, and each penguing is a member of this loving arctic circle.

oh... ok...
by bleuch October 10, 2022
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Penguin

A sex offender. Typically but not limited to pedophiles.
He’s been arrested again for touching kids. He’s a right penguin!
by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022
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Penguin

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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Penguin

A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.

v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.

*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
by ThatsAnnoying January 8, 2023
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Penguining

when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
Fred was so messed up last night that I saw him "penguining" off towards his bedroom.
by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023
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