Floor dancing

A lap dance on the floor

My girlfriend and I don’t do normal lap dance. No. We do floor dancing.

by Choke Me Daddy November 25, 2018

Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

evil floor hole

evil floor hole is a discord user mainly with a Spiderman profile picture that uses the mudae bot too much.

evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
mudae bot: you ran out of rolls
evil floor hole: *kills self*

by peeshitter November 12, 2021

3rd Floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the 3rd floor.

by eggplantsucks June 7, 2018

Floor Bumpin

When a girl with a nice ass sits on the floor with her legs spread apart a fairly far distance apart and gyrates her buttcheek muscles up and down

that stripper was floor bumpin all over the dance floor

by The Stanky Chicken August 25, 2011

Floor

Southern Floridians call the ground, soil, or dirt the floor.

*thud*
“Ugh, dropped my phone on the floor.”

“Shawty, we are outside. Don’t you mean the ground?”

“Yeah, that’s what I said.”

by Professor Pape April 22, 2023