Tattoo Brain

The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.

After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.

by Inkybynature October 13, 2018

binge brain

When your brain becomes mush in the middle of a streaming binge.

I suffered from binge brain after six straight episodes of “Russian Doll”

by MA Delerium March 2, 2019

Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.

Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.

by skmad1212 June 28, 2013

pebble brain

THE BEST ALBUM LITERALLY EVER ?/!:!:$:?.$.$:!:$,!/&.&/&7;

person 1: “what are you listening to?”

person 2: “the bangiest banger in the history of bangers, pebble brain, lovejoy’s new album”

person 1: “stop talking about banging, i thought you were a virgin”

by skveiy October 21, 2021

brain whore

Someone who's added to a group project to do all the work.

You guys haven't helped at all, I'm just a brain whore to y'all!

by ashishinator November 19, 2021

preggo brain

profuse, intermittent absentmindedness occurring during and around the 9 months of pregnancy that would lead one to assume brain injury if said person were not pregnant.

husband: "My wife told the same story 3 times. Then she spent a while looking for her phone whilst talking on it. Must be preggo brain."

by EddieMame August 6, 2013

Brain Nut

Where your brain expels it's cells IQ Count so your particularly Retarded on a certain amount of time (seconds, minutes, etc)

He is struggling with his work, he has a Brain Nut for today
I had a Brain Nut for a few seconds.

by PlsLaughAtThisName March 12, 2020