by Itchyhole March 1, 2016
Get the office supplies mug.That guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.
Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Jim - "Hey, Sean. I was passing by the water machine yesterday and did you see Carl's attitude towards Bryce Man, he is such an office douchebag. And the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
by AJollyGoodJester May 14, 2016
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by Boris Marchenko June 10, 2016
Get the office buddy mug.Two people who work together and have sexual tension so thick that everyone can feel it. They use any excuse to flirt and chat at the office, but one or both are married to other people. It can make work functions a bit uncomfortable when the spouses attend.
by Trapezeus August 10, 2017
Get the office couple mug.Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.
"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"
by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 16, 2017
Get the Officer Asshole mug.a loser with no life who watches porn on the daily cause he doesnt have a girlfriend because he is most likely gay and lesbian but no one likes him he likes to touch his dick and make weird balloon animal type shapes with his dick unfortunalty he cannot reproduce.
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Normal Kids: Wtf this kid is mentally retarded and needs to see a doctor
Normal Kids: Wtf this kid is mentally retarded and needs to see a doctor
by JOSHULALEARSNTHEABC October 1, 2018
Get the officerkaran mug.They are a band that was created in 2019. The band consists of three members which then became 4 after they had a new manager. Their first music video was done outside their school and after that they became the most famous people on earth reaching the billboards number 1. Wherever they went people would be screaming their names and shouting for a signature. Today they have 3 albums and are still singing for life. The bands consists of 4 people named sholiha, amal, sutra and one and only Athirah
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