by Mika_bos March 26, 2024

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor
That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.
You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
by JPSnC February 22, 2021

by Chrisler_ October 4, 2022

by TallestYagebu July 20, 2025

by Venthesleepyboi December 20, 2022

An idiom meaning that someone is incredibly desperate for something, often to the point of behaving in ways that are outlandish, inappropriate, or embarrassing. It can also be used as an exaggerated way to express excitement about something.
“She just met this guy and she’s too busy licking the floor to see all the red flags.”
"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"
"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"
by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025
