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Cube cow

Wage slave, generic office worker. Anybody working in a cube farm. Credited to Scott Adams' Dilbert (1/25/09). A general way to say that a person's source of income is insignificant. A job description that implies sitting in a cube doing work that never changes, generating income as a non-entity for suits who only care that seats are full and work gets done.
Female: So, what do you do?

Guy: I'm lead guitarist for a band.

Wingman: Don't let him fool you. He's a cube cow but I have heard the band in his Dad's garage and they're pretty good.
by Servitor February 8, 2009
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brown cow

sticking the penis in the anus of the female and taking it out with feces on the penis and then the female "milks" the cow
hey i totally brown cowed this one bitch last night. my dick was full of shit
by chodemanbear January 2, 2010
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cow cunting

To thrust your head within a cow's vagina whilst drunk, as opposed to the more popular and accepted practice of cow tipping
"Dude, Jason was so wasted last night, he went into the field and did some cow cunting"
by Steve Jerwin July 30, 2008
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cow juice

by Miss Johnson March 5, 2008
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cow collage

a collage with a bunch of rednecks.The most cow collage is defintly virginia tech.
vt guy:get err done bill (cow collage)
uva guy:lets Go HOOS!!! (prep collage)
by uvasportsdude July 16, 2008
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miltch cow

she such a miltch cow
by shino4543 June 26, 2009
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