frying nipple

When you're attempting to make food while your hands are preoccupied, and you frantically attempt to fry various dishes by taping pre-fried food to your nipples.

(At a Carnival)

Person 1: Did you get your corndog?
Person 2: Yeah, the cook seemed pretty stressed so he preformed a frying nipple.
Person 1: What a legend.

by Fizzy Izzy May 14, 2018

rusty nipple

a drink made from mixing whiskey and milk

"man all I have is whiskey and milk"
"that's cool dude, i'll have a rusty nipple"

by parsleypants April 01, 2021

Forest Nipples

When a mans only hair on his chest is surrounded by his nipples.

Ew, that guy from the bar last night had totes forest nipples.

by dem00n July 05, 2013

nipple flakes

The crust off of nasty nipples

I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later

by stoniebolony January 04, 2016

nipple hangers

The nipples get hard and protrude out so they can be used to hang garments off.

Cass was sucking Alison's nipples so hard that when Tony and Mec walked in they hung their jackets on her nipple hangers.

by muffmeister September 01, 2015

Nipple Curds

When a pregnant woman lactates breast milk and it cultivates the correct cultures to produce a cheese like substance.

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - " Damn, I was thinking about aborting this baby, I was just doing it for the nipple curds."

Tim - "Save some for me Rashawn Andrew - Grant Hallaway - Wentsworth, let me make a grilled cheese before you stifle God's plans!"

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - "You rascal!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 05, 2019

Nipple curds

Those juicy curds which form upon the nipple when one breastfeeds uncautiously. The curds taste of chunky sour onion goo & old buttermilk.

Mama lemme lick them tasty nipple curds yummy yummy yummy, tasty curds in my tummy.

by Pancakeboi September 27, 2018