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New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.
I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.
by keyshaw October 1, 2004
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New Liskeard

a northern ontaio town near the border of québec. every body knows everybody. we have a small theatre that gets over packed often and most of the english high school is pot heads and posers.
the french high school is a decent small town high school and mostly every body are nice.
girl - hey john, gonna meet me at New Liskeard Empire theatre thonight?
guy - bee-atch stop calling me!! :@
by ImagenEvrithg November 29, 2009
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new rocks

leather boots made by the company New Rock, based in Spain. Are not cheap (ranging from £90-£150+) but are the best shoes to wear if you don't want your feet to be massacred. Worn by what "kevs" would call greebos/moshers/goths. I own a pair, and i love them. Typically have large platform sections or high heels which make you much taller. Majority are black with silver buckles etc.
"Dude, you're so tall with those new rocks on."
by jenny June 13, 2004
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New Jersey

To all you New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians who claim everyone from New Jersy is stupid:

New Jersey is ranked fourth in a survey conducted to determine the smartest state (based on high school graduation rates and various other factors). New York placed sixth.
Pennsylvania you're not too far behind at number nine.
(In case you're wondering which state ranked first; Massachusettes)

Suck on that one, Grasshopper.
Dad: Oh, so you're from New Jersey aye? I would be honored if you'd plant your seed in my daughter.
Guy from Jersey: I already have. But thanks for the go ahead.
by Dictator For Life September 14, 2005
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new joint

Noun. A 'new joint' is something better than what you smoked, bought, ate, wore, or got laid by in the past. It's anything a cut above.
"Got me a 6-cylinder 'new joint'"
"This outfit is a 'new joint.'"
by goldielucks January 11, 2006
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New Testament Christian

A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.
dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."
by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008
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New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside
Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.
by firecraker098 December 30, 2009
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