Liskeard 

Small town in South East Cornwall, abandoned some time in the late 90's and now completely under the control of chavs. Notable only for the absence of any decent pubs or indeed anything you would want to see. Cornishmen be warned: visiting Liskeard may put you at risk of seeing a Plymouthian, or even a lost emmet looking for "The Pipe Well" (poor deluded fools).

Map entry: Liskeard- 'ere be dragons and chavs.

Liskeard by Johnny Webbedfoot June 13, 2005

'Liskeard Corn Handle 

When you peel the husk off a cob of corn but leave it attached at one end, eat the corn from the cob, and holding on to the husk you force the cob up your partner's ass in a thrusting action to force whatever sex toys you're using that much further up for insane pleasure effect.

(At a swinger's picnic) - "Those benwah balls are doing nothing for me anymore." "Oh no? Here, take this cob and give'r the old 'Liskeard Corn Handle!"

'Liskeard Corn Handle by 'Liskeard Cornhole November 20, 2009

New Liskeard 

a northern ontaio town near the border of québec. every body knows everybody. we have a small theatre that gets over packed often and most of the english high school is pot heads and posers.
the french high school is a decent small town high school and mostly every body are nice.

girl - hey john, gonna meet me at New Liskeard Empire theatre thonight?
guy - bee-atch stop calling me!! :@

New Liskeard by ImagenEvrithg November 29, 2009