cock mustard

A mix of urine and semen

Sally asked politely for Tom to top off her hotdog with some cock mustard.

by WhooferTit April 22, 2005

Musty Nuggets

Testicles that prespired to the point of having a musty, pungent odor. aka sweaty balls.

Dude, you need to take a fucking shower. Your musty nuggets are stinking up the whole damn apartment!

by Bald Wookie January 4, 2009

Mustard Canoe

True name for Deviled Eggs. Hard boiled eggs cut in two. The yolk removed and mixed with ingredients such as mayo, mustard, salt, pepper.

Mustard Canoe, Deviled Eggs

by Mustard Canoe pirates July 23, 2011

Mustard plug

The crust left on the end of the eurthera after sex that makes pee go in several directions simultaneously.

"She got mad when I missed the toilet, but she calmed down when I told her I had a mustard plug."

by Helpful guy. April 13, 2014

spit mustache

blowing a load on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Linda a spit mustache the other night!

by Heels5 February 5, 2010

eating a burger with no honey mustard

basically you eat a burger with no honey mustard. its sad!

eating a burger with no honey mustard is a sign of disrespect... You should never do this as its illegal. ILLEGAL!11!!q1

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

Dirty Teen Mustache

A Dirty Teen Mustache is a mustache that some teenagers thinks looks cool on them, but it doesn't. It's like the kid isn't meant to have a mustache, but he has one anyway. That's called a dirty teen mustache.

bawb: Hey, what's up with the mustache?
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.

by IOA August 3, 2007