marlins

a big fish that lives in the sea and is often caught by fishermen 4 food

a marlin is a big fish

by pimp daddy dollars October 26, 2004

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

Morning glory

When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang

Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.

by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018

Sunday Morning

Having sex in the morning. it does not have to be sunday however. If you sunday morning on a sunday morning you do however get extra points.

Yo i tried to sunday morning with that bitch but she wasnt down.

by lynch's brain October 16, 2008

Morning ride

A high achieved when waking up.

Yellowman: "Just gimme deh morning ride..."

by anewbox March 12, 2009

Marlin

a crazy redneck who enjoys smoking and drinking very large amounts, often is too drunk or high to care about shit found in Hallettsville on the weekend at parties smoking and drinking not giving a damn. Often uses the words mother fucking in every other sentence.

damn marlin this party is crazy as fuck

by mtgj March 9, 2011

Morning Deuce Syndrome

Defecation immediately upon waking.

Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.

Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."

Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 12, 2005