Tape monkey

Someone who works in IT operations who's primary role is starting and stopping backups.

"What the F*ck would you know??? your only a Tape Monkey!!!!"

by Randyhippo July 11, 2004

jalapeno monkey

The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated while the girl has Banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.

Fuck sake Frank, those banana's look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these cunting jalapenos! Help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this Jalapeno Monkey will get messy!

by Twish September 16, 2007

monkey-hole

Rectum. (Damn near killed 'em!)

No one should ever have a dildo the size of a zucchini crammed into her monkey-hole.

by quonsar the magnificent November 9, 2003

monkey dump

Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.

I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.

by Harper Bellows March 22, 2003

bong monkey

A Human ancestor theorized by Potopia. Discovered fire and used it to light the bong. Frequent user of cannabis. Also a stoner. Can also be used as a person who lights the bong for another person, used for long bongs.

" That dude is the bong monkey!"

by Potopia November 6, 2007

office monkey

Low paying low self esteem job involving no creativity or thought other than how to avoid the attentions of a team leader who earns a little more than 1000 pounds more than you .

remember these people are office monkeys so killing them isn't a crime their already dead inside

by dregj September 23, 2010

monkey dacker

Mid-Atlantic vernacular for members of a fishing message board who for the most part talk alot of shit and dont actually fish much.

Refugees from "the Other Place".

Those who quiver at the sound of "She who cannot be named".

Goodgrief is the quintessential Monkey Dacker

by Pasture_denizen September 16, 2008