mom cave

a gender-specific retreat, patterned after the "man cave," but with creepy Oedipal undercurrents.

"I just discovered a secret mom cave at home."
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"

by Starkeyzz November 9, 2013

Mom Allert

The state of mind, when one of your friends has declared that he/she is going to attempt to persuade your mom into having intercourse with them.

"Dude, don't make me get on mom allert !"

by BitterThanYou March 22, 2016

mom typing

Typing ridiculously slow with your pointer finger

When I broke my thumb I was forced to start mom typing.

by ANONOMYOUSXX123XX July 12, 2016

mom hangover

When you have done so much mom-work that you physically feel like you have a hangover.

A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.

We can't come to play group today, I have a mom hangover.

by MinivanMILF July 2, 2016

Mom-noia

(mahm.noyuh)
adj.
Maximum level of paranoia pertaining to the safety and well-being of one's child or children...

I could'nt enjoy my shower because my "Mom-noia" made me keep hearing the baby crying!

by GaiaNaturi117 June 23, 2016

Mom Respect

The little respect your mother has for your personal life / space. Does whatever the hell she wants, whenever the hell she wants. Very annoying.

Friend: I was taking a massive dump and my mom walked in and asked me what I wanted for dinner after she did her hair.
Friend 2: Yeah, that's a lot of mom respect for you.

by Chinis Chink May 27, 2016

Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016