Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022

Minute maid

A person that cums in a minute

Oh my god, Joe is such a minute maid.

by Cloudxo April 8, 2020

A while minute

Almost a whole minute, but not quite.

Q: How long did that take you to do?
A: A while minute

by Springrollpeanutsauce March 10, 2019

a million minutes

According to ‘Anix’ on yt million minutes means 5 minutes!

“I can’t believe the rain has been going on for a million minutes (more like 5 minutes) !?”

by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020

smooth minute

Long time.

A while.

John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.

by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie April 21, 2018