Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.

The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor

by Grriracha May 14, 2016

pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes

"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"

by whateversara January 20, 2018

Minute

A word coined by millennials used in an attempt to downplay an action that would be considered gross negligence.

“I don’t know why it’s not working. I haven’t used it in like a minute.”

Parents: “...you are 28, it’s time to move out.”
Millennial: “I don’t understand, I’ve only been here for a minute.”

by Fokewe January 28, 2018

I’m 5 minutes away

It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.

I’m 5 minutes away

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Bruh Minute

Tiktok. Tiktok is a Bruh Minute.

Dude, one sec, i’m boutta take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes

when you have a project or anything really due at a certain time and you don’t wanna do it whatsoever, you always say “eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes”. 10 minutes as in an hour before the class that it’s due in.

Friend: hey have you finished that presentation about Australia??
You: eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes

by snoopdoggsbigtoe September 12, 2021