Mile

A futuristic, very smart type of guy. In his free time he likes to discover secrets of the universe. A very big influence in the world of clout. He has the best personality with a soothing voice that brings calm. Rare sort of person, better than you of course. Thinks he is better than everybody else at certain times, because he is.
He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place.

How amazing he is, such a Mile.

by Xbxhhhx November 20, 2021

Mile

The mile is an English unit of length of linear measure equal to 5,280 feet , or 1,760 yards , and standardised as exactly 1,609.344 metres by international agreement in 1959.

The marathon consists of a four mile jog.

by IAmUbert March 1, 2019

Mile High Pie

A pie made out of ice cream that is exactly a mile long. It is made with a cookie crust and with patterns of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.

“I’m feeling like eating a mile high pie today”
“Bruh that’s a mile long how can you eat that”

by kirbyfan99 February 28, 2022

green mile

A mile long straight walkway inside of an amazon facility marked with green tape on the floor, usually starting at the front doors and leading through out the entire facility to most departments.

Sally: Where’s the HR office?
Jack: On the green mile!

New hire: Is the green mile actually a mile long?
Manager: Yes, it’s a literal mile.

by jayboul March 11, 2022

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

mile high salute

1. If you decide to throw away something that was mildly special to you at one point.

2. If the broncos score a touchdown.

1. I think it's time that we gave your old volcano science fair project the mile high salute.

2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!

by wspeer January 25, 2018

Miles

Miles is so artistically and musically talented and so smart. He's so kind, caring, and considerate. He always thinks of you and makes sure you're comfortable with certain things. He's the most genuine, honest, trusting, and loyal person. He is someone you can trust to tell anything to, and isn't one to lie. You can always count on Miles to be there for you and to cheer you up. He may be quiet at first, but once you're close, he always knows what to say and how to say it. He's truly the most sweetest and funniest guy ever. He never makes you feel stupid, only loved. Plus, he's the most handsome, finest, hottest person ever. He has the brightest smile, one that lights up a room, beautiful eyes, super soft hair, and the best laugh. His humor is childish, but that only makes him more lovable. He's positive and only ever looks on the bright side. He's creative and passionate when it comes to the things he loves. Flexibility is never a problem for him. He can be so busy yet somehow always manages to make time for what he loves. Whenever you're around Miles, you feel so loved and comfortable. It's guaranteed that you'll never have a bad memory with him. He makes every moment more enjoyable and magical. His heart is golden, one of the kindest. His hugs and kisses are only ever filled with love that, you can help but feel a million butterflies in your stomach. He is the best boyfriend and the best friend I could've ever asked for. He truly is the love of my life.

Person l:" who is that beautiful angel sitting over there so perfectly?"
Person ll: "Oh, that's just Miles, he truly is amazing"

by ******bert March 26, 2025