Sweater Meat

Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.

Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!

Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.

by joshwua915 March 30, 2022

pre meat

Pre meat is defined as before meat.
Such as an egg before it turns into a chick

The egg is pre meat

by Eggispremeat May 20, 2019

commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009

Meat puck

A cold plain hamburger Patty between two untoasted buns.

I am hungry and it's late, I want a meat puck

by Mr saw September 1, 2017

Meat chunk

Another word that means penis.

I whipped my meat chunk out so she could put it in her mouth.

by Mayo Sanchez April 3, 2009

Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.

I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Father Meat

Father Meat was an enemy to Mr. Goggins and Steve. being an absolute pile of tumors and testicles, he attepmted to fight them single handed but failed, man literally got his booty cheeks violated. He eventually went to Jaydoni to help him get stronger. Not much is known after this other than he got molested by Jaydoni.

Father Meat was a pretty weak enemy (He smelled like dick)

by Pewpew bumblesnatch May 16, 2022