Guess Her Muff

Guess Her Muff is an adult Not Safe For Work blog showcasing amateur photos of clothed and nude women.
Visitors to the blog are invited to guess whether a clothed woman has shaved, trimmed, or completely left untouched the pubic hair surrounding her vagina. Below the clothed photo is a link to a nude or partially nude photo of what is supposed to be the same woman. Sometimes however the nude photo is merely of a woman who looks similar to the woman in the clothed photo.

A website displaying nude (sometimes disturbing and disgusting) photos of average, often drunk or high, women both young and old.

Man: Hey dude ever wondered what that librarian looks like naked?

Dude: Yeah man! I bet she's smoking hot!

Man: She's on Guess Her Muff dude. Here take a look.

Dude: Man she looks....gulp...

Man: NO DUDE, NOT ON MY LAPTOP!

Dude: BLAHHHHHH!

by Disturbed Viewer August 28, 2011

80's muff

A really hairy, bushy vagina that hasn't been trimmed since the 80's.

Nancy-"Julonce why did Pedro break up with you?"
Julonce-"Because i have a mad 80's muff!"

by Julonce April 12, 2005

Double Stuffed Muff

when the size of your penis is not enough to pleasure a woman, so a finger or two is added to compensate for the lack of size of the genitalia

Sarah said that Spencer had to use the Double Stuffed Muff to satisfy her, because his tiny penis could never reach the orgasmic level.

by Dick Flowerpot May 2, 2012

Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.

Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.

by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016

Bloody muff print

when a girl is on her period and has pubic hair and sits on the toilet leaving behind a "Bloody Muff Print"

A girl goes to the bathroom while on her period leaving behind a "Bloody Muff Print"

by Lepic Dunce December 14, 2010

That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

muff dive mcgee

a person who all he (or she) likes to do is give oral sex to a women

or it could also be used as an insult to a douchbag

1.ahhhh dude muff dive mcgee, how was she.

2.hey muff dive mcgee......fuck you

by tee hee bitches October 17, 2007