McDonald's Raise 

Receiving the least satisfying or bare minimum version of something you wanted, like asking for a raise at McDonald's and only getting ten cents.

Me: So did you get those clothes you wanted for Christmas?
Friend: Nope, I just got socks.
Me: Oh so your mom just gave you a McDonald's Raise?
Friend: Pretty much.

McDonald's Raise by PinkieInTheStinky January 17, 2022

mcdonald 

some good food

i love mcdonald

mcdonald by anonymous March 28, 2022

McDonald's 

something trump is addicted to

Son: Hey mom, can we go to McDonald's?
Mom: You got McDonald's money?
Son: *pulls uno reverse card*

McDonald's by km120507 April 3, 2022

McDonald’s 

Hot garbage

It’s hot but it’s garbage tho. It’s McDonald’s

McDonald’s by @thee_averi April 25, 2022

McDonaldland

McDonaldland is a fictional fantasy world within the McDonalds media franchise that has been around from 1963-present and was found by Willard Scott, the original creator and actor for Ronald McDonald. This world follows the stories of Ronald McDonald and his friends on various adventures as they get into hijinks and other situations.
McDonaldland has comics, books, films, TV series, toys, games, and even theme park attractions A.K.A. the play-places found inside the restaurants!

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the new McDonaldland game?
Person 2: Donald Land, right?
Person 1: Yeah! Wanna go buy it later?

McDonaldland by PortedUSB July 20, 2022

McDonald’s 

A place where your girlfriend gets fucked by a bunch of fat fucks

Damn kid goku your girlfriend works at McDonald’s?

McDonald’s by Iseeyouseeme July 30, 2022

McDonald’s 

A place where children go as there parents try to work off the three hundred thousand dollar loan they have taken out to be able to afford common household appliances as they struggle to live off of the 8 dollar and hour wage working Alfonso construction because they spend all their leftover money on black tar heroine and meth instead of putting it in saving like a normal fucking person as their life crumbles away

Man I hate fucking kids, inns go buy some meth and drop them lil niggas of at McDonald’s

McDonald’s by Igethardwheni see george floyd September 6, 2022