Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.

-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)

by Mestopesto April 7, 2022

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matthew is asian and cool

who's that
dat is matthew
omg :O

by beckaythegreat April 14, 2022

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Matthew

A boy that is the best friend I could ever ask for

I love you Matthew.

by Layla_theidiot April 16, 2022

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Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.

👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*

by ana_g April 24, 2022

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Matthew

a very big chad but can cross the line a lot of the time you are with them.
they're catchphrase is "I don't need a girlfriend I just need consent"

wow i got rooted by a matthew last night
no way really?
yeah

by Shmuuel May 1, 2022

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The absolute most wonderful Man in the entire world. Has big dick energy with the way that he plays his music and codes like a pro. Love this absolutely amazing man with your whole heart! Suck his dick too...

"That Matthew over there has big dick energy!"

by Mnopqr2020 June 9, 2022

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