M.C. Pee Pants

Award Winning HipHop/Rap Artist.
Wrote the hit single "I want Candy"

I want Candy, Bubble Gum and Taffy..

by Kyle Fuentes April 4, 2005

I'm higher than these gas prices

This phrase originated by the chief Alex while he was high as fuck talking to max. Higher than these gas prices gives the person on the receiving end that the person who said this magnificent quote is really under the influence of marijuana

Hot dog this blunt is good as shit I'm higher than these gas prices

by alexthechief October 13, 2018

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous

the corrected version of a version that was created by whomst'd've'yaint'nt'ed'ies.

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous has a desire to do a very specific thing at a very specific area at a very specific point in time?

by The Whomst'd've lord December 6, 2019

I'm on that weird part of youtube.

It's a comment that has been overused almost to the extent of "An arrow to the knee." It is supposedly posted on videos that are unconventional to the normal video posted. But, usually the video is not that unorthodox and they just use it to get up-voted.

Kittylicklick6969: "I'm on that weird part of youtube."

Me: "Will you please just shut the fuck up."

by Whydoyoureadthisshit May 31, 2012

Plan M

"Plan M" (where M = "Masturbation").
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.

Person 1: So what's plan B if she's not attracted to you?

Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.

by daddyDDollazDeluxx December 26, 2013

Pulling a Jake M.

The act of joining a conversation, without having listened to any prior statements, and repeating something that was already said.

Man: Hey, did you watch the new movie?
Man2: Yeah, it was cool.
Jake, Pulling a Jake M.: Hey, did you watch the new movie?

by ButtKicker88 December 13, 2018

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022