Lionel'ed

(And/or Lionel Richie'd) (verb)

A creepy slip-up in conversation either written or spoken, usually an innuendo inadvertently making the speaker or texter in question sound as though they are as much of a creep as a teacher sporting Soul-Glo hair stalking a blind female student through a college campus.

If you accidentally type "Hugz all night" instead of "Hugz you all, night", or attempt to make an ALF reference to cat juice using only emojis without thought of the consequences, you've just Lionel'ed yourself.

by Sparky-n-Sparkle February 6, 2024

Lionz Den Fitness

a heap of shit placed neatly in the industrial district of small town daventry, what once was a great place to exercise with a cheap membership, great atmosphere and well looked after equipment is now a £35 a month mushroom infested mold covered broken down rusty waste of space. The settlers of Lionz den used to be a breed of advanced roided out massive lifters who would often give advice and treat you with respect, during the great push of 2023 they were replaced with roid raging pedophiles and arrogant fridge raiding weight snatching super setting bench hoarding brocolli haired gymshark wearing failed abortions (male and female we dont discriminate around here), the owner transitioning from welcome and bantering to a greedy twat who charges £1 for a plastic cup (true story btw) and refuses to fix anything or even clear out the mushrooms growing in the shower.
Overall Lionz den is a fall from grace going from cheap and accessible to expensive and uninhabitable

Have you been to Lionz Den Fitness in a while? i went in 2022 it was really nice
yeah i just went made me want to kill myself and curbstomp my first born

by notsomeonewhowenttolionzden December 12, 2024

Lionel

A Lionel is someone who eats anything and doesn't vomit. They also might just throw rocks at birds.

Random Dude: "Hey! That guys eating a bunch of rocks and spitting them at birds!"
Smart person: "Yea he sure is a Lionel

by Search up Lionel on U.D. January 24, 2025

Lionel Messi

The goat of Fútbol/Soccer.

The meaning of Lionel Messi, The greatest player of all time in soccer/Fútbol

by Maon123456789 March 3, 2025

Lionel Bitchy

Drinking the coffee you just used as an enema, in a sad attempt to relieve your constipation. He will try to encourage sympathy by singing songs of his lament, to anyone who will listen, instead of taking x-lax. Often throwing digs at you, wishing you to suffer, as he suffers, which comes across as bitching.

"Stuck in you, i've got this feeling down deep in my bowels that I just can't lose. Guess i'm on my way..... for a walk to make this shit go away".

Went to the tool crib today to borrow a tool from Lionel Bitchy, but all I got was told to suffer a work place accident. If only he would take an x-lax, so we could stop talking about his inability to push out a decent shit.

by Gabe boners 99 March 7, 2025

Lionel Messi

Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.

Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)

1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"

by barca09 March 12, 2025

Lions Bath

Husband says Hey babe I think I'm going to take a shower. Wife says, Baby no just a few more days until you can I want that dick funk.

baby thanks for the lions bath, should I shave yet?

by MikeDABernahy January 26, 2026