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Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.
“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”
by Jbunni March 10, 2023
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Knock

A knock is referring to someone who is a fiend for drugs of any kind. weed, coke, pills, meth etc... it’s like calling someone a druggie, drug-head , tweaker, fiend, or addict.
“He pawned his family’s jewelry and tv to get drugs that guy is a straight up knock”

Drug dealer may say: “I’m going to go serve one of my knocks a gram and I’ll be back in 30”
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Knock em Outter

Last bowl of za for the night. Helps you sleep at night (if your an addict), therefore knocks you out.
Person 1: Aight bro, time to hit the sack.
Person 2: Alight man, imma just have a Knock em Outter, puts me to sleep like a baby.
Person 1: Pfft whatever floats your boat dude.
by Swaggiest100 March 25, 2023
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utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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knock the socks off

"it will knock the socks off the opposition"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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knocked off the screen

Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen
by Cuz9 July 19, 2024
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