Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest

While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.

by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020

Knock

1. To strike a surface noisily to attract attention, especially when waiting to be let in through a door.

2. A desperate cry for help, particularly to express one's desire to enter the music room.

Student 1: "I am so screwed"
Student 2: "We just need to have some more practice time" knock knock knock knock knock knock

by TheSixthWizard March 28, 2024

knock

usually a reserve for a pool/snooker game, that is left on the side of the table when someone else is playing, so that you 'reserve' your game after theirs, or after the knocks been put down before yours.

paul, i'll go and put a knock on the table yeah?

by Adam April 16, 2004

Captains Knock

Matty Short's match winning innings of 100 off 59 nuts chasing a record 230.

Need a 'captains knock' here

by sui9999 January 5, 2023

Knocking the Milkman out

To masturbate furiously in the morning.

Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.

by Myersrum September 6, 2019

Knock

A knock is referring to someone who is a fiend for drugs of any kind. weed, coke, pills, meth etc... it’s like calling someone a druggie, drug-head , tweaker, fiend, or addict.

“He pawned his family’s jewelry and tv to get drugs that guy is a straight up knock”

Drug dealer may say: “I’m going to go serve one of my knocks a gram and I’ll be back in 30”

by Mr.Lace u in Street knowledge March 13, 2023