Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.

Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.

by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022

Knob Jockey

One who rather enjoys riding cock like a jockey who enjoys riding a horse. Usually a homosexual.

Omg look at the queer, he's such a knob jockey.

by Ting Wot July 7, 2015

double knob

A phrase when used that makes your significant other shake their head and grin imagining double entendre.

Maybe we should double knob the cabinet doors instead of adding pulls.

by Banner77 June 21, 2017

rectal knobbing

When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.

The Porn Star had done so many anal videos that she had rectal knobbing.

by truthBtold December 15, 2014

Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).

Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.

by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021

shpongle knob

Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.

I really want a shpongle knob!

by Smithyprick May 6, 2018

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022