knee-boogers

1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose

1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers

by nomadhacker November 5, 2019

apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee

"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"

by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018

Knee Knocker

When someone laughs and you slap your knee

That was a Knee Knocker

by boingjoun June 13, 2019

Whack Knees

When the ass is right, but the legs are weak or underdeveloped.

She's got natural curves, but some whack knees. She looks like a marshmallow with a toothpick stuck through it.

by ManChild18 September 5, 2022

Knee rubber

A person that non-chalantly fondles, rubs, caresses or brushes you with their hands (usually the leg area so they can move up further toward the goods) as an indicator that they're DTF.

I went to a movie with Danny he put his had on my thigh! He's such a knee rubber!

by lboogy85 December 2, 2010

Feekie Knees

Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.

My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.

Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.

Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.

Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.

by Muffriend April 17, 2024

Bony Knee

When you poke someone with your boner and they think its your knee

Mason, you have such a bony knee!

by Lucassims12 January 28, 2017