Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

It's hurting on my knees

What Grandpa Say!

It's Hurting On My Knees!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

blue knees

calling someone a hoe or slut

wow Julia is with another gyy... she must have blue knees.

by jaisnvei November 17, 2019

Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.

"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."

by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011

knee cleavage

When effeminate men wear shorts too small showing too much knee; also known as kneevage.

"Nice knee cleavage, are those your sister's shorts?"

by hklr May 10, 2016

Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)

"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*

by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022